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Posted on 18th Sep at 9:26 AM, with 518,508 notes

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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Posted on 18th Sep at 9:09 AM, with 387 notes

spacetwinks:

you wanna be a detective, huh? we got three simple rules

  1. don’t fuck the evidence
  2. don’t eat the evidence
  3. do not fuck the evidence
Posted on 18th Sep at 8:11 AM, with 49,893 notes
galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 
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galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 

Posted on 17th Sep at 11:33 PM, with 230,226 notes

defilerwyrm:

internetrachel:

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.

how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder

Posted on 17th Sep at 11:31 PM, with 1 note
i took this the other day and i look good
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i took this the other day and i look good

Tagged: #me,
Posted on 17th Sep at 10:23 PM, with 155,064 notes

stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

Posted on 17th Sep at 10:19 PM, with 68,187 notes

theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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Posted on 17th Sep at 10:18 PM, with 747,583 notes

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

Posted on 17th Sep at 10:17 PM, with 147,236 notes
"I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell."
(via 3nd0rphinz)
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